【精選故事】默書零分的小子

人生第一次嘅零分,就係小學英文默書。
唔記得當時係因為唔記得溫書定覺得自己會識,
總之就係講出黎阿爸阿媽唔會接受到嘅原因,
最後拎住好似大雄嘅零分試卷返屋企。
好記得當年同阿爸阿媽講默書零分嘅一幕。

佢兩個好似考官咁坐喺梳化,
而我就拎住份卷企喺佢地面前,
成身震晒好驚比人用藤條打。

最後,
佢地竟然放我一條生路,
剩係問左我「諗住點做」,
我就話「會記熟啲先重考」。
重考嘅成績我唔記得,
只係知合格返。

呢件事我記一世,
因為當時考嘅英文生字,
全部都係麥當勞嘅嘢食。
而我細個,
阿爸阿媽唔係好比我食麥當勞。

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